While watching the commercials the other day, I came across one of my most favorite ads, prescription drugs. You know those notorious drugs that cause more damage than its benefits, due to the side effects…I guess, I found the ultimate example.
There is that medicine which suppose to treat the asthma. They start with a warm dialogue between a father and a son, father tells his son how this medicine helped him to breath better. After using this miracle-drug, he even performs a jazz solo, anyways, father goes to his computer and searches about the drug. The doctor explains the benefits and side effects, [Now, listen closely my friends...]
{Blahbloh drug treats the two main causes of the asthma [nice]
Blahbloh contains blablabla [some medical ingredient]
Medicines like blablabla may INCREASE THE CHANCE OF ASTHMA-RELATED DEATH
So Blahbloh is not for people whose asthma is well controlled with other asthma medicines…}
Hold on! WHAT? did you just say the Blahbloh can kill me?
- First of all, if I die while trying to treat my asthma, I couldn’t call it CHANCE, it is a “possibility” or a “very bad luck”. If I win the great prize from the lottery, this is a chance. But death? not a CHANCE for sure.
- Second of all, do I really want to use this drug? I mean, sure, asthma probably affects my life quality, but what is the trade off? Death?
- Lastly, you can not call DEATH as a side effect. If I die, there is no other side, in fact, I am on the other side…So, call it, like, FINAL EFFECT… Or, please go back to the lab and come up with another drug that have more reasonable side effects.
I see many more hilarious medicines on the market. For example, there is a muscle relaxer comes with the heart attack in the package, another pain reliever makes you blind and you cough blood, and another arthritis medicine creates fatal infections. Well, thank you very much, I would rather learn to live with my arthritis.
I can go on and on this topic, but, if I can draw about it, why should I talk about it? Bright and healthy days!
Oh! I just remember something:
{Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields}
{If you die while treating your asthma, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Tanla} Well, that`s much better…Bright and healthy days!

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